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Cela aurait beaucoup pu dire ca aussi
Parce-que tous ne va Manque Assimiler l’humour et Quelques vont pouvoir se mettre pour affirmer avec vos blagues (je pense a toutes les plus jeunes..), et cela fait que y’a nullement l’envie d’en penser d’avantage ..
Desole Voila de anglais et vraiment moyennement de blague.
Ronald Opus’s Puzzle
Don Harper Mills actually made up this story. But it should be true because it is so g d
“On March 23 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a gunshot wound of the head caused by a shotgun. Investigation had revealed that he must have jumped from the top of a ten story building with the intent to commit suicide. (He left a note indicating his despondency.) As he passed the 9th fl r on the way down, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast through a window, killing him instantly. Neither the sh ter nor the profils bbwcupid decedent was aware that a safety net had been erected at the 8th fl r level to protect some window washers, and that the decedent would not have been able to complete his intent to commit suicide because of this.
Further investigation led to the discovery that the r m on the 9th fl r from whence the shotgun blast emanated was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. He was threatening her with the shotgun and became so upset that he could not hold the shotgun straight. Therefore, when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife, and the bullets went through the window, striking Ronald Opus instead.
The old man was confronted with this conclusion, but both he and his wife were adamant in stating that neither knew that the shotgun was loaded. It was the longtime habit of the old man to threaten his wife with an unloaded shotgun. He had no intent to murder her; therefore, the killing of Ronald Opus appeared then to be accident, as the gun had been accidentally loaded.
But further investigation turned up a witness that their son was seen loading the shotgun approximately six weeks prior to the fatal accident. That investigation showed that the mother (the old lady) had cut off her son’s financial support, and her son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that the father would sh t his mother. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.
Further investigation revealed that the le became increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to get his mother murdered. This led him to jump off the ten story building on March 23, only to be killed by a shotgun blast through a 9th story window.
The medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.”
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WiliamPeel a ecrit Desole c’est du anglais et vraiment pas vraiment une blague.
Du reste cela reste drole, vraiment que cela ait mis 13 annees a te parvenir. l’adresse
WiliamPeel a ecrit Desole vraiment du anglais et vraiment pas vraiment 1 blague.
D’ailleurs cela reste drole, c’est que ait foutu 13 piges a te parvenir. le lien
Je pitie des anglophobes
Mon 23 mars soir 1 medecin legiste examina la peau de Ronald Opus et conclut que celui-ci avait ete tue d’une balle au sein d’ J’ai tete. Mr Opus etait monte via Un toit tout d’un immeuble pour 10 etages puis s’etait jete dans le vide dans l’intention de se suicider. Il avait laisse une lettre expliquant Le geste de desespoir.
Du passant sur un plan de ce 9eme etage, une vie prit fin a cause d’un coup de feu qui avait traverse 1 fenetre, votre balle Un tuant instantanement. Ni Ce tireur, ni Un suicide ne savaient que celui-ci y avait votre filet de securite assis juste en-dessous, au 8eme etage pour Notre protection quelques ouvriers travaillant pour sa facade. Ronald Opus n’aurait Alors gu pu reussir son suicide tel Cela l’avait prevu.
D’ordinaire, une personne qui tout fait Afin de se suicider et qui y arrive et aucune ma maniere prevue reste i chaque fois consideree tel s’etant suicidee. Le fait que Mr Opus ait ete tue via balle et n’aurait sans doute jamais reussi Ce suicide du fait d’un filet de securite amena Cependant Un medecin legiste a considerer que celui-ci avait l’air du presence d’un homicide.
La piece d’un 9eme etage d’ou etait bon le coup pour feu etait occupee via mon homme age et sa cherie. Ils se disputaient violemment et l’homme menacait sa cherie avec Grace a Le pistolet. L’homme avait l’air quand enerve que lorsqu’il pressa la gachette, il rata completement une cousine et votre balle traversa sa fenetre frappant Mr Opus.
Le vieil homme fut Alors accuse pour meurtre, Pourtant lui et sa soeur furent tous les 2 formels ils soutinrent tous les deux que Ce pistolet n’etait Manque cense etre charge. Notre vieil homme expliqua que c’etait de la agee habitude pour menacer une cherie avec Grace a Un pistolet pas vrai charge. Il n’avait nullement l’intention d’la tuer.Le meurtre de Mr Opus n’etait donc qu’un accident, Un pistolet ayant ete accidentellement charge.
La suite Plusieurs investigations permit d’identifier votre temoin , lequel avait decouvert Notre gamin du couple charger Votre pistolet six semaines Prealablement l’accident fatal. Il s’avera que la vieille dame avait arrete Ce soutien financier a son fils qui, connaissant l’habitude pour le pere d’utiliser J’ai risque d’un pistolet, a charge Votre pistolet au sein d’ la perspective que le pere defonce sa propre tante.Le medecin legiste conclut aussi au meurtre pour Ronald Opus avec Un fils en couple.
Toutes les investigations revelerent que, au cours quelques precedentes semaines, Un gamin d’un couple avait ete Sans compter que et puis decourage de l’echec pour sa propre tentative pour meurtre de sa propre maman. Ceci le mena pour sauter du bas de l’immeuble, le 23 mars , et se faire tuer via son feu tire du 9eme etage.
Notre medecin legiste classa Au Final l’affaire comme Le suicide.
C’est, Aujourd’hui ceux , lequel auraient ete tentes de croire a cette histoire devraient aller lire la suite, dans ce lien. Tel WiliamPeel l’a precise (trop lorsque, votre toute premiere phrase du propos en anglais) et comme GrosBOB l’a souligne, y s’agit d’une fiction, montee avec Votre Dr Mills a Plusieurs fins pedagogiques.
Et vraiment meilleur du anglais, au moment aussi
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